>Yo, I met this boy he's like what's up.
  >I say,"hey honey bunny you wanna touch."
>He said,"yea, yea, yea I wanna pat."
  >I said,"yea okaylet me sit on your lap."
>He said,"first I'm gonna hit it from back forth."
  >I say,"yea hurry because I wanna fuck."
>He said,"wait protection."
  >I say,"Oh my goodness, lets hurry up so we can do our
business.

lol hahaha I know know Im crazy....lol