More than Ben and Jerry's
More than going to the beach
More than Cheech and Chong
Love Stacy Keech,
More than calling in on a Monday morn,
Oooh, baby, love you like a pig loves corn.

More than day traders love Bill Gates
More than Elian loves United States
More than Larry Flint love porn
Ooh, baby love you like a pig loves corn.

More than the Lakers love Kobe and Shaq
More than Scooby Doo loves a scooby snack
More than Fred Sanford loves Lena Horn,
Oooh, baby love you like a pig loves corn.

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by Lisa Rodriguez
1999