As a poet it isn’t difficult
To write a lovely poem
You see a lot of peeps can’t do it
And write a really crap one
But I think its quite easy
To randomly rant and rhyme 
It gives me something to do when bored
And wastes a lot of time
 This poem is a ramble 
With randomness to say 
Try and think of something
That won’t sound too gay
So off I rant about nothing
Compassion blah blah blah 
I could rant about owt a Jew,
Maybe even a car 
Instead, I’ll need a focus 
Something to rant about
I’m 17 and writing poems
I should be up and out
Now focus on this ace poem
And I’ll be one happy pup
To be honest I can’t be arsed
Fuck it I give up