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First Course:
	A large bowl of calculus
	to dip a mixed bag of polynomials in.

	Hot cups of trigonometry and algebra
	can be served all day.

Second Course:
	Tantalizing flavours of metaphors and similes
	with non-sequator fillings,
	served by our hard working non de plume staff.

Your tips are generously received

 Thankyou for not joking

*Recreational comedy and other illicit pastimes
 will NOT be tolerated by the management!