I Wanna Marry A Nerd, by Lovecrafter Subscribe to rss feed for Lovecrafter

This goes out to all the nerds out there!

Choosing is tricky 
I'll admit I'm picky 
For consideration 
Pass examinations 
Must have big glasses 
A's in all his classes 
Make robots that serve me 
How happy we'll be 

We got the formula
One plus one is love ya
Mutual reactions
Can't handle subtractions
I'm tangled in your cord
Know boys that you're adored

I'll call him honey 
He'll make lots of money 
Must dress like a  Vulcan 
Know who is Tolkien 
Sorry no gamers 
Maybe blue bird tamers 
We'll be a stellar team 
With a Star Trek theme 

Bring the science geeks
They're so fondly absurd 
Love the program tweaks
Lost in their cyber words
Give me the math freaks
They can make three a third
Jocks are so antiques
I wanna marry a nerd

For the record, I love weirdos.
Posted: 2010-11-06 03:21:13 UTC

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