Yes, you have no money; 
And, you are broke;
And, all of your money goes;
To bills, food and smokes.

But, you know you accomplished;
A lot this year;
When you recovered from;
Many and many-a-tear!

And you and your man;
Have had physical and mental pain;
And, it has driven;
You both insane!

Oh, life is so bizarre;
From dawn to dawn;
Especially when you see a woman;
Die on the lawn!

But, you feel good;
Because this year you don't eat meat;
But, you still eat white;
Instead of whole wheat!

And you loved a neighbor's kitten;
Then it died;
Oh, Mother Nature;
My emotions are fried!