This is a little bunny who sadly hops;
Because he has ear that droop and flop.

He wants ears that stretch up in the air;
Besides that, he doesn't have a care.

He was born with ears that droop;
His whole life is a sad little loop.

For, no one wants to talk to a bunny;
Who looks like he doesn't think anything's funny.

So, he just burrows himself in his hole in the ground;
For, severe depression, he is surely bound.

He just eats lots of orange carrots;
And wishes he could be friends with ferrets.

He sees other bunnies hopping by;
And often feels like he could cry.

Because they all have ears that stretch up to the sky;
And, he asks himself, "Why, oh, why?"

Maybe he can make his ears do what he wants them to do;
By using a lot of super glue.

But, how in the world is a bunny going to try it;
When he doesn't have the money to go into a store and buy
it?

Maybe, he can go to the pet dollar store;
Where all of the animals find what they are looking for.

Then he can find some good super glue;
So, he can be happy with standing up ears of two!