This is a swan who should collect a disability check;
Because he has a very short neck.
It is not at all shaped like an "S";
It is just a short, straight line; I must confess.
He really feels like a tot;
For, he isn't happy with what he's got.
He wants to have neck surgery;
That would just fill him with glee.
So, he goes to see the vet;
And, looks at all of the rest of the pets.
They all have problems that are much worse;
And, they don't have enough money in their purses.
So, the swan realized that, with his neck, he should be a
grinner;
Because he feels much like a winner.
There are many things that are better;
Than having a neck shaped like the "S" letter.
Today, a lesson for him has been learned slowly and
steadily;
Now, he can accept his short neck readily!