ATTENTION----!
DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY!
STAND WITH YOUR FEET AT A FORTY-FIVE AND FIST TO YOUR
SIDES!
daddy can i go get a drink please?
YOU ARE TO ADDRESS ME AS SIR OR GUNNERY SERGEANT DO YOU
UNDERSTAND?!
yes sir. sir can i please get a drink?
HYDRATE BUT MAKE IT QUICK!

(disclaimer no of this is true to me but there are some that
can or will not drop the attitude of being in the military.)