The Panty Flag
I took a walk around town
In my pretty pink ball gown
Then I heard something go snap
I knew what it was, Oh crap

My undies were at my feet
I left them there in the street
Next day I took a long walk
And listened to people talk

Something about underwear
That was hanging high up there
I looked up at the street light
And oh my gosh what a sight

There they were all pink and lace
Flying in everyone's face
Unfurled like a flag to salute
Someone was playing a flute

With a tune to my panties
Like the town vigilantes
They had a party right there
In honor of my underwear.

Copyright © 2005 Lunaria (Lila May Guptill)