Leeroy, by Ryan Subscribe to rss feed for Ryan

He's Rather Fat
He's rather rude
Is there a moment he isn't eating food?
He likes to Bitch
He likes his life
But with a belly like that he won't get a wife

Why can't he be Jolly like santa Clause
For his shitty doco he got more than an applause
Taking the credit for poor steves idea
While he sits at a table feasting on dear

Behind our backs he called us "Baffoons"
But I'd rather be one than look like a balloon

Finally I'd like to say
Lee, are you a fuckin gay?
We see you eyeing up steve sometimes
On faceparty U looked at his pix online
And ofcourse U rubbing collin's leg
Then drinking from his cock, collins smeg
Posted: 2005-12-05 20:26:24 UTC

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2005-12-01 20:33:34My_pain_your_thrill
LOL!!! I think he is gay, and eats far too much!! Funny funny poem dude xoxox

2005-12-02 22:19:49Debz ~~ lost amoungst the pages of a story yet to be told ~~
lol lee yep thats a perfect likeness!! I think he knows he will never get ANYTHING ever from anyone and so hes turning to men as his last resort shame i think even gay men have taste!!

2005-12-04 04:29:56love nothing >>--
cute....not something id expect from a guy, no offense, but i saw the name Ryan and i had to come see..good job...