To whomever this may concern,
To those of you just sitting,
And decided to read my words,
To pass the time while shitting.

And to those I have disturbed,
While they do their daily crap,
I'll mail one thousand sorrys,
I'll forget to stick a stamp.

So if I must be a vandal,
And deface these wooden doors,
Just so I can make a list
Of girls who are school whores.

Then that is what I will do,
I'll write all over this door.
For I have nothing better
Then to go to period four.

First I'd like to point out
The couples of the month,
And the many senior guys
We would like to fuck.

And how about those teachers?
Boy, they really suck.
They're only trying to do their job,
Forget that, no such luck.

What about the many bands,
Whose names deserve a mention?
They're just so cool and angry!
And worth the after school detention.

But really it's not my fault.
I was set up, you see.
My teachers, the principle
They won’t just let me be!

I don’t deserve a detention,
I am innocent from the start.
What I really deserve is a medal,
For creating this beautiful art.