A Tale of an Angry Prostitute, by Sandwich Massacre Subscribe to rss feed for Sandwich Massacre

200 for sex? are you kidding me, jerk!?
Is that all you think my pussy is worth?!
I'm tight and scrumptious and quite a delight
If you want some ass, better put up a fight!

I'm flexible and acrobatic
I'm a little sadistic
I'm light and artistic
I'm submissive or dominant

200 for sex? That's what you give a crack whore!
With crabs and herpes and disease at her door
I'll raise you 5,000; hell I'll raise you 10!
And an extra 500 for every bend

Don't think it's worth it?
Gotta pay hard to earn it
Sorry if I make you yearn it
When I stretch in front of your unit

200 for sex? Something in your pants is objecting!
"Give her whatever she wants, I just need to be humping!"
Is that all you got? Oh, that's so sad.
But across the street is a good crack pussy to have!  


february 21, 2006
Posted: 2006-03-14 06:25:18 UTC

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2006-03-26 04:55:53Natalie
Sweet....sweet as in cool. I like it. I like the humour as well :)

2008-05-05 14:13:32Ashley Reneƫ *Raining Tears*
thats great :)