A Tale of an Angry Prostitute, by Sandwich Massacre
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200 for sex? are you kidding me, jerk!?
Is that all you think my pussy is worth?!
I'm tight and scrumptious and quite a delight
If you want some ass, better put up a fight!
I'm flexible and acrobatic
I'm a little sadistic
I'm light and artistic
I'm submissive or dominant
200 for sex? That's what you give a crack whore!
With crabs and herpes and disease at her door
I'll raise you 5,000; hell I'll raise you 10!
And an extra 500 for every bend
Don't think it's worth it?
Gotta pay hard to earn it
Sorry if I make you yearn it
When I stretch in front of your unit
200 for sex? Something in your pants is objecting!
"Give her whatever she wants, I just need to be humping!"
Is that all you got? Oh, that's so sad.
But across the street is a good crack pussy to have!
february 21, 2006 |
Posted: 2006-03-14 06:25:18 UTC |
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2006-03-26 04:55:53 | Natalie |
Sweet....sweet as in cool. I like it. I like the humour as well :) |