Everybody has blue days.
These are miserable days when you feel lousy,
grumpy,
lonely,
and utterly exhausted.
Days when you feel small and insignificant,
when everything seems just out of reach.
You can’t rise to the occasion.
Getting started just seems impossible.
On blue days you can become paranoid that everyone’s out
to get you.
(That is not always a bad thing.)
You feel frustrated and anxious,
which can induce a nail biting frenzy
that can escalate into a triple-chocolate-mud-cake eating 
frenzy in a blink of an eye.
On blue days you feel like you’re floating in an ocean of
sadness.
You’re about to burst into tears at any moment and you
don’t even know why.
Ultimately, you feel like you’re wandering through life
without a purpose.
You’re not sure how much longer you can hang on,
and you feel like shouting, “Will someone please shoot
me!”
It doesn’t take much to bring on a blue day.
You might just wake up not feeling or looking your best,
find some new wrinkles,
or put on a little weight.
You could forget your date’s name
or have an embarrassing photograph published.
You might get dumped, divorced, or fired,
make a fool of yourself in public, 
or be afflicted with a demeaning nickname.
Maybe work is a pain in the ass.
You’re under major pressure to fill someone else’s
shoes.
Your boss is picking on you,
and everyone at the office is driving you crazy.
You might have a splitting headache,
or a slipped disk.
Whatever the reason, you’re convinced that someone up
there doesn’t like you.
Oh what to do, what to doooo!?
Well, if you’re like most people, you’ll hide behind a
flimsy belief that everything 
will sort itself out.
Then you’ll spend the rest of your life looking over your
shoulder,
waiting for everything to go wrong all over again.
All the while becoming crusty and cynical
or a pathetic, sniveling victim.
Until you get so depressed that you lie down and beg the
earth to swallow you whole.
This is crazy, because you’re only young once
and you’re never old twice.
Who knows what fantastic things are in store just around the
corner?
After all, the world is full of amazing discoveries,
things that you can’t even imagine now.
There are handstands
and games to play
and yoga 
and karaoke.
But best of all there’s romance.
Which means long, dreamy stares, 
whispering sweet nothings,
cuddles,
kisses,
more kisses,
and even more kisses,
a frisky love bite or two..
And then, well, anything goes.
So how can you find that blissful “just sliding into a hot
bubble bath”
kind of feeling?
It’s easy.
First, stop sinking away from all those nagging issues.
It’s time to face the music.
Now, just relax. Take some deep breaths 
(in through the nose and out through the mouth).
Try to meditate if you can.
Or go for a walk to clear your head.
Accept the fact you’ll have to let go of some emotional
baggage.
Try seeing things from a different perspective.
Maybe you’re actually the one at fault.
If that’s the case, be big enough to say you’re sorry
(it’s never too late to do this.)
If someone else is doing the wrong thing,
stand up tall and say, “That’s not right and I won’t
stand for it!”
It’s okay to be forceful.
Be proud of who you are,
but don’t lose the ability to laugh at yourself.
(This is a lot easier when you associate with positive
people.)
Live every day as if it were your last,
because one day it will be.
Don’t be afraid to bite off more than you can chew.
Take big risks.
Never hang back. Get out there and go for it.
After all, isn’t that what life is all about?
I think so too.


Love you, Joey. xx