Oh, oh French lady you type so very slow
I’m sure the world would end before you found the “a”
key
Your brain must work like molasses 
If things move to fast I’m sure it will kill you
But don’t worry about the odds
You’ll out live us all because your heart beats for to
slow
Oh French computer lady
Maybe you should take a class or two 
A plan may have helped you
It’s to late now you’re in the seat 
We’re all waiting 
Oh computer lady
Please hurry now for your song is ending
computer computer …lady