It should be a crime
Bringing a child into a world so full of gloom
Unless the world changes in 9 months
The kids better off in the womb

It’s alright that her water broke
Because mommy stopped taking coke

Vicky Come out now

Mommy’s 7cm dilated
And daddy’s rehabilitated

Chloe come out now

Go ahead breath honey, one, two, three
Daddy’s here not somewhere living carefree

Come out Marie

Tell mommy start pushing
Now that there’s no more kids starving

Esiankiki come out now

I think I see the head
And mommy and daddy can afford bread

Dami come out now

Feel free to cut the umbilical cord
You have two parents that consider you a reward

Max come out now

So let cheeks of every complexion
Have upon their introduction
A childhood full of celebration
Love and passion