The Naughty little monster

There was a naughty monster His name was Ted He lived with a fairy And they shared the same bed The fairy was kind, but a bit of a tart But turned into a devil after dark Now more about the monster his name was Ted The horny thing almost broke the bed The fairy loved it as Ted could see He repeated over and over again “who’s the daddy!” In the morning the monster Ted Woke up and had a real bad head It was from all that banging the night before Up against that great big wall By Izzie xxx