There was a naughty monster 
His name was Ted
He lived with a fairy
And they shared the same bed
The fairy was kind, but a bit of a tart
But turned into a devil after dark

Now more about the monster his name was Ted 
The horny thing almost broke the bed
The fairy loved it as Ted could see
He repeated over and over again “who’s the daddy!”

In the morning the monster Ted 
Woke up and had a real bad head 
It was from all that banging the night before
Up against that great big wall

By Izzie
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