In my dream you were there,
In my dream you had big hair,
In my dream i was so happy,
In my dream you ate my laffy taffy

In my dream the birdie's sang
In my dream santa talked slang
In my dream I had so much fun
In my dream you ate my bun

In my dream I hit you in the face
My dreams are thoughts I cant erase
In my dream I pulled a gun outta the hamper
In my dream you ate my hamster

In my dream I chased you down
In my dream I poked a clown
In my dream you almost drowned
In my dream I never frowned

In my dream someone died
In my dream someone cried
In my dream I poked your eyes
In my dream Monica DIES!!

In my dream my vision cleared
In my dream your face was smeared
In my dream you had no eyes
In my dream MONICA DIES

In my ream I danced the jig
In my dream I shot you with a twig
In my dream your ass was mine
O my dream was so divine

In my dream I had a gun
In my dream I told you to run
In my dream I chased you down
In my dream you ran into a clown

In my dream you wet your pants
In my dream the clown made you dance
In my dream that clown was me
In my dream I yelled TEEHEE

In my dream I shot you with a gun
In my dream we had so much fun
In my dreams we are together
I will have these dreams forever!!!

{ To Monica, who had a dream I pulled a gun out of a hamper
and chased her with it, who is terrified of clowns, who
reads all my poems, who is my best bunni and better think
this is funny. }