Me and Tone have got a plan,
A living dream for me and my old man.
We're gonna have a small holding, 
Piglet's, geese, and chicken's,,,
Sir George and Lady Deborah's fitting,
With land, Jacuzzi, and heated swimming pool's,
We'll have no time to suffer fools,
And now we're landed Gentry,
We can have a sunday Rolla, or a Bently,
Oh yes this suits us fine,
This childhood dream of mine.