Love You Like a Pig Loves Corn (lyrics), by Lisa Rodriguez Subscribe to rss feed for Lisa Rodriguez

More than Ben and Jerry's
More than going to the beach
More than Cheech and Chong
Love Stacy Keech,
More than calling in on a Monday morn,
Oooh, baby, love you like a pig loves corn.

More than day traders love Bill Gates
More than Elian loves United States
More than Larry Flint love porn
Ooh, baby love you like a pig loves corn.

More than the Lakers love Kobe and Shaq
More than Scooby Doo loves a scooby snack
More than Fred Sanford loves Lena Horn,
Oooh, baby love you like a pig loves corn.

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by Lisa Rodriguez
1999
Posted: 2007-08-09 20:49:49 UTC

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