Don't ignore me.
Don't mistake me for stranger.
I am not a stranger.
I am celebrity of New York Times's 2005 Christmas.
I am celebrity of El Universo Newspaper, translation of New
York Times article.
I am celebrity of 2007 March Issue of popular Japanese
Magazine, SOTOKOTO.
Don't be afraid.
I love to help you.
Let me assist you.
I am expert in New York premise.
I know the cheapest way to get to Newark Airport or
Philadelphia.
Let me help you.
I know all airport buses.
I know all buses in New York, Westchester counties.
I know the cheapest tour bus,
which is BigTaxi Tour and cost only $25 on Downtown or
Uptown Loop. Bargain then expensive CitySight or Grayline.
I know the New York's New Splash Tour.
Ride and Splash on NY's Splash Tour Aquabus provided by
Grayline.
NY Splash Tour goes around in Times Square district, Hell's
Gate, into AquaBus theater, where voice sound like
Christopher Columbus says. As image from past becomes clear,
door opens toward Hudson River. Get ready for SPLASH if
you're on front seat.
You'll get wet as PLAYLAND PLUNGE DROPS 50 FT.
As like Dragon Coaster.
As like Cyclone Roller Coaster.
It is found.
Let me show you around.
I am mastermind of New York, including some part of New
Jersey and Philadephia.
I love to give you tour.
I lvoe to give direction to drivers even thought I don't
drive.
I love to help you around.
I really wanna help you around.
Don't be afraid.
I like to help people who gets wander around in the city.
I am street smart in New York premise, well as some New
Jersey and Philadelphia neighborhoods.
I am expert in those zone.
Please ask me any question and I know the way.
I love to collect all kind of transit maps.
Let me assist you.
Let me direction you through the maze of Weekend, Midday or
Rush Hour maze.
I know all libraries.
I know all museums.
I know numbers on building over Circuit building use
Military Time.
I know the voice behind the new technology trains on R-142,
R-143 and R-160.
I know the every hour.
I know the every 479 MTA stations (Subways+Staten Island
Railway).
I know all stops on PATH trains.
I am expert.
Please let me guide and assit you.
Let me guide you through the maze of confusing museum or
hidden galleries.