Mistletoe- Beware!

Watch out for the mistletoe, For it’s that time of year. Once you’re under it, people insist You’re full of Christmas cheer This Hanging plant controls our minds, From our so bedecked halls. Silent Smirks and giggles reign Amidst the loud cat calls. Don’t stand below the mistletoe, Where everyone can see Awkward blush and “Oh La Las” Are always guarantee. On the dark and silent night When no one is around Take my hand and follow me We needn’t make a sound. The coast is clear, we’re all alone, Now kiss me soft and slow And I’ll have my way with you Beneath the mistletoe.