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By sharonrenee •
A dress, some shoes,
Nails and a sleek updo
A new ensemble every time
Materialize, Accessorize
Nothing less than would appear on the cover of Glamour is good enough
Manicure- $30.00
Hair- $55.00
Dress- $276.00
Shoes- $63.00
Accessories- $46.00
Looking great for all of three and a half hours…
A complete waste of money.
Guys on the other hand…
They buy one suite,
And they’re set for life.
A manicure would just be scary,
They don’t need a new suit for every dance.
Maybe a tie…
Suite- $157.00
A life full of great nights…
Priceless.