Absurdism goes well with Peanut Butter

Can you hear it? There is music buzzing at the edges of your expectations, and Millions die without that happy ending. Follow me, if you care to come and I will show you the three rules to a calm mind. First, that what you expect isn't what's gonna happen. Second that in the end, it all comes to dying; a compass leads to flipping coins on an empty stage. Which way's south again? And what was that third rule? Oh, yes. That destiny isn't worth much when you can tell a hawk from a handsaw. The fourth rule is quantum literature, so you can throw the other rules away, should you be so inclined. Depends on whether or not Schroedinger's cat is dead. I bet tails.