This poem is written for Michael who found out I write
poetry and told me to write a poem about him..

You asked me to write a poem
So that is what I’ve done
But to write a poem about you
Seems a little dumb
I want to write about something else
So ive decided instead
Not to write about you
But about my new friend, Fred
He can be extremely dumb
He thinks im very small
Hey look Michael!
Im writing about you after all
But im not small
Your just tall
So just shutup.
GOSH.