If this sofa could talk...

If this sofa could talk It would say to me You are being silly There's not room for three Come on, move over Get off this chair You know full well They don't want you there Infact, get out Don't bother to stay No one will notice If you walk away Shut up, don't talk Don't speak your mind They only listen Because they are kind Keep your hands to themselves Don't reach out and poke I'm not laughing, I'm serious This isn't a joke Leave them alone It's not up to you You're not in charge Not likely to be, too If this sofa could talk I would hear each line Though it'd probably tell me To leave what's not mine If this sofa could talk It would say to me Move over, get out There's not room for three...