In Which Julius Caesar Comes Back To Life

By Anthony Cardon •
The current calender is fine as it is.
I don't need another July to replace the August.
A screw driver, a box,
And some hooked screws, whatever you call them.
That's all I'll need to keep him locked up for you.
Oh, and if knifes couldn't finish him off the first time,
Don't worry,
No oracle's gonna save him now.
A chainsaw will do.