Don't know how we ended up like this
It feels like we both missed
Something so good, like our kiss
Guess it was destiny
Maybe we weren't meant to be
Even though it hurts like hell
It's better than living like an empty shell

I know your wonderin' if I'll be alright
But I'm fine, I won't think of you tonight
Got better things to do, to keep me occupied
Like what's the best damn pie
So I can throw it, through your lies

Guess that makes me fine
Maybe I'll even make a toast and drink some wine
Better yet, I'll make a sign
That reads to all women who talk false lines
This man, is forbidden don't waste his time
Cause his got better things to do
Than spend the rest of his life with you

I laugh at myself sometimes
Cause it's the only thing I have
And guess what I don't care
Because truly who does