Hello you.
Funny I can love you,
But really, I don't like you.
I guess I'm just a nice kinda gal.

Narcissistic and self-centered,
But I think you could be better,
If you opened up your heart just a bit.

Hello you.
Misanthrope and princess.
Don't you just feel so blessed?
What good has silent gratitude ever been?

Everyone annoys you.
It doesn't matter what they do.
I wonder how you tolerate yourself.

Hello you.
You talk about your new clothes,
And about your pretty painted toes.
You don't pause to ask how I've been lately.

You never listen when I talk.
You interrupt me or you walk,
Away and leave me standing there alone.

Hello you.
Damn we think you're so cool.
That's why we imitate you.
Good heavens how pathetic can we be?

I wish that you would just see,
How sick you sometimes make me,
When you're sitting up there on your golden throne.

Hello you.
This is where I'll stop now.
Let us give one last bow.
Maybe someday I'll say this out and loud.

Bring your highness back down,
To the sad and rueful ground.
Maybe you'll finally burn your precious crown.