I wake up in the morning
So clean and eager to learn!
But on this fine school morning
My dog got the worms

So I made my snotty brothers
scrambled eggs and ham
even though it bothers me
to cook my brothers man

I walk to school like normal
Then a puddle gets in my way
My brother trips me and I fall in
That added on to my parade

I got to school and flunked a quiz
And I didn't study at all
So I asked the teacher if I could redo it
And he gave me detention across the hall

When I got home The worms my dog had
were all made of gummy
so I went to my room
and wanted to drink up all the rummy

My mom came in and hugged me
and said it was ok
and that I should be thankful
that this doesn't happen everyday

But mother knows best
it's her job
but the mood I am in right now
I could throw her into a mob

So I went to bed
in hopes the next day is better
I discovered something slimy
and one side of my bed is wetter

In fact it was my puppy
the one who had the worms
So now here comes another day
In hopes I never learn,