there was once a long story,
all about a man.
he had a love for cupcakes,
and is just a #1 fan.

he always had huge underwear,
and a belt to hold his tummy.
yet elephants even get jealous,
i bet you find that funny.

he's a very strange man,
very unusual as it seems.
but one thing we all know for sure,
he'll never fit in skinny jeans.

and every year on christmas,
santa starts to weep.
because this guy took his place,
and found all th cupcakes that he could eat.

your parents i bet say, 
that it is santa who eats your cookies.
but beware,
it is your parents who eat the cookies,
while he goes and pees.

he also has a very unordinary style,
a pink teletubbie suit.
he wears a very rare size,
XXXXXXXXXXX...L, too bad he doesn't have the loot.

but other than that,
he likes to work undercover.
he works as a global teacher,
as he hides all the cupcakes covered in peanut butter.

there is also a rumor going around,
and that some say are true.
that he is actually pregnant,
and i started to believe it after i felt his stomach move.

but again,
this is a teacher unlike NO other!
he keeps eating all of my cupcakes,
i feel bad that his son has this kind of father.

but now i must go,
and finish my report.
the history of cupcake man,
and with some extra effort.

lolz...

:)

***(((dedicated to my global teacher-lolz)))***