I Know Im Getting Married

I'm getting married soon Without an engagement ring I know I'm getting married soon And I'll get to dance at my wedding But my groom he hasnt asked me And Ive already chosen a dress I sort of booked a venue to Which could end up being a financial mess... But what the hell everyone I'm getting married! Send me best wishes on a card Better post it to my mums address No need to make my relationship hard I went to taste the cake today Thats what made it final I think And Im just counting the seconds now til he asks Until he gives me that eternal link It better be a platinum ring I think gold is tacky you know Oh I racked up a huge phonebill this week Informing everyone to wait for the show Except he still hasnt asked me The guy who cleans my windows said its fine He said he made his missus wait fifteen years So eventually that groom will be mine Im slightly concerned about the flowers If he doesnt ask soon then they might die Maybe I could just have those fake ones Although without real flowers I might cry Oh everyone in the world that Ive met You need to know Im getting married this year So make you sure you plan nothing this summer For I will want you to be near So you can go "isnt she beautiful" As I waltz down the aisle Actually on second thoughts I shouldnt waltz Best to do it with some style He really is going to ask me you know I dont understand that look in your eyes He says he loves me every time he screws up And he apologises for the fact he lies And ive forgiven him for all the cheating I know he comes across a lazy lout But he's going to ask me just you wait and see And then I will never be without For I'll be married then you see A wife. I'll have a name. I'll belong to a group of people who are happy And I'll never be the same Anyway I just wanted to tell you That I am going to get married any day Its going to be the best day of my life And you'll be there to wish me on my way