There once was a lackey,
Who thought he was quite funky.
And he was never quite lucky,
So we named him Black Monkey.

He was a really weird nerd,
Who acted like a bird.
Who never got the word,
And thinks he can give birth.

He is a math teacher,
Who always wanted to be a preacher.
But he was never good at being a leader,
But he looked like a deformed beaver.

He wears dumb vests,
While studying for tests.
But then he decides to watch the Mets,
And then sleeps in the bed he wets.

He also locks himself outside his door,
He also feels poor.
Yet he can't count to four,
And no one knows the things about him to adore.

He is also quite gay,
Not that that's bad to say,
But he also gets a very low pay,
And can't even remember what he ate yesturday.

He has a crush on CupCake Man,
He also wants a tan,
And loves Lady GaGa and is a huge fan,
Yet he doesn't know how to flip a pan
Or even open a can.

The poor guy,
But no one can lie,
Or even deny,
The weird monkey he is who even has a pet fly...

Lolz dedicated to My bffs homeroom teacher-poor guy lolz :)