Lucy lit a little light, to lighten up her little living
room. But when she lit that little light, the little light
went out.
So Tanya took a tiny torch to search the tiny room for
another tiny light to light.
But then Fiona found a flying fly, flying towards the
fireplace. "Of course!" she said, and flipped the switch
that lit the little flaming fireplace.
Suddenly, Sophie speedily but soundly sped into the small
room. She switched the light switch that lit the light. She
shouted, "You stupid simpletons! How could you not have seen
the light switch? You didn't see the switch, did you?"
"Alas, oh woe, sadly no," Alice admitted, as the girls gazed
down in shame.