University menu
By coax1965 •
University menu
First Course:
A large bowl of calculus
to dip a mixed bag of polynomials in.
Hot cups of trigonometry and algebra
can be served all day.
Second Course:
Tantalizing flavours of metaphors and similes
with non-sequator fillings,
served by our hard working non de plume staff.
Your tips are generously received
Thankyou for not joking
*Recreational comedy and other illicit pastimes
will NOT be tolerated by the management!