Molson is a pretty place indeed
Friendly people here you can meet
Take a look at Dave, with his charming smile
He may take a nice chat with you for awhile

Here we see our Markus “How are you?”
He is full of fun and wisdom, this is true
Markus knows for sure that the sexy dance
Making things run better in a beautiful romance

But what the guy like me is doing here
Hooking tanks and chasing D-d-water up and down there
Hooker I am proud man to be
Better than some bitch who is just a trainee

Yeah, chasing water is not like chasing girls
But at least some money makes it worth
And it is sort of funny… I guess
Now, down C-cellar to wash that mess!

As a royal worker, my concerns are deep
How to make the work of Molson people more complete
And I have proposition to spring initiative up
Let’s everybody receive a comfortable hammock!

Molson is a pretty place indeed
Many friendly people you can meet
Lora, Winston, other Dave and Brad
I’m so glad to be with you so glad!