Another xmas night is drawing
oh so near where we buy gifts
for people who hated us all year
they all expect packages with ribbons
and bows too i hope they know im too cheap
to buy something new 

so i'll sneak in your rooms for the next 
3 nights take what you own and wrap it up
tight 

so when xmas comes and you unwrap your gift
from me i hope you realize you should be
nicer to me so why don't you join me and
spread some xmas cheer i promise to steal
from dads closet next year.