It's hard to believe
the Holidays are here
where everyone you know
is spreading christmas cheer
you shop at the mall to spend
your hard earned bucks if you
don't gat a bike you're shit
outa luck

ohhh christmas time christmas 
time everybody cheer i hope santa
don't forget me this year ohh christmas
time christmas time i been really good
all i got last year is a  sweater with a hood

i hung up my lights and set up my tree
put lights on the porch for everyone to see
dinner will be fun when my friends are here
uncle bob better not bring his boyfriend this
year

ohh christmas time christmas time snowmen
in the yard i can't get to work cuz my
wife broke the car ohh christmas time 
christmas time i'll have to take a cab
what a rotten christmas eve i've had

christmas time is fun for all the girls
and boys who waiting for the great pumpkin
and his toys don't wake up at night you
don't want to see daddy dressed as santa
putting gifts under the tree.

merry christmas everyone.