Christmas Stuff

Who's the guy with the big white beard he love's your children this guy is weird he dresses in red and rides in a sleigh i really think this old guy is gay he lets kids sit on his lap give tammy a shower she may have the clap he only comes out once a year to spread yultide with candy and beer he knows when you're sleeping and when you're awake lock all your doors don't make that mistake his reindeer have funny names he must be locked up this old guy's insane no one knows where he may live his only wish is to give so when you see a ton of gifts under your tree be glad that half of them are from me so i must close and go spread some cheer lock all your windows cuz santa is near.