FARTING

Farting is something I do well my belly starting to swell I'm going to burst.......oh hell Reeking,  what is that horrid smell Next I pawn it off on you With my gentle smile, I say  it's true He's the one that gave you the flu I'm such a shrew Lastly I follow it up with another Our friends look at you and say oh brother Everyone finds cover Or else they might smother  While you disperse the crowd  I go home all smug and proud My car engulfed in a cloud Now I can even be loud By v j Ballard