Nasty Doorknob
By Phillip Wilson •
(from the probably-never-will-be-heard-or-seen version of "Cindrella," sung to the tune "Nessum dorma" from the opera "Turandot" by Giacomo Puccini)
There is a nasty doorknob there!
There's also one over
there!
And there!
And there!
In fact the
whole
house
is
fil
il
thy!
So get off your ass!
And clean the house!
You lazy sl
ut!