(from the probably-never-will-be-heard-or-seen version of
"Cindrella," sung to the tune "Nessum dorma" from the opera
"Turandot" by Giacomo Puccini)

There is a nasty doorknob there!
There's also one over
there!
And there!
And there!
In fact the 
whole 
house
is 
fil
il
thy! 
So get off your ass!
And clean the house!
You lazy sl
ut!