A man all dressed in red
comes to your house when
your kids are in bed to
leave you gifts under your
tree as he eats his cookies
with happiness and glee


many houses he will visit
this christmas night with a
ho ho ho he flies outta sight
one year i will catch him and
prove my dad wrong..see dad
there is santa claus after all

so beware my net and traps by the
tree this year he wont get away
easily

so sleep soundly soon you will see
i caught that fat bastard on xmas eve.


merry christmas and happy 2013 everyone.