My psychiatrist. Jenny, your a half hour late for your
appointment I started to reschedule you for next week. 

Me. I apologize the return line at home depot was pretty
long.

My psychiatrist. Jenny, before we start our session. What
are you thankful for this holiday season? 

Me. I'm thankful for my new medication that I'm on. 

My psychiatrist. Well that's interesting. Why are you
thankful for being on new medication?

Me. My new medication slightly prevents me from waking up in
the middle of the night with an axe to slaughter my whole
family while they're asleep.