True friendship, love of little dog
Is seldom truthful telling
But usually that loud bark
Is nasty hatred swearing

The loud bark of little dog, girls fellow
Sent elephant running in terror
Huge giant who weights five tone
Screamed: �Help! This dog is strong!�

In church, there prayed one seven feet tall maid
�God is with me and I am not afraid�
And then small dog barked and the woman screamed
�Somebody save me what that horrid wimp!�

The life of a little dog is tough
Not easy, hard and rough
For besides spin run and territory marking
It also involved eight hours of daily barking