Wonderful Summer Evening

“Ok, I’ve done for today”, Josh said and put the joystick down the coffee table. The guy who was sitting next to him on the sofa put down the joystick as well. His name was Fred, often called Freddy by his fellows who were students just like him at the University of Toronto. Fred turned to Josh, took a sip of beer and asked: “So, what would you say?” Josh looked around as he was looking for the right answer. Two fellows were sitting in the middle sized bedroom with 42 inch TV right in front of them. At the left side of them there was a window, at the right side there was the closet with many clothes, university and personal supply placed in much disorganised way. Josh took a long look at the window – it was getting dark. “That game, “Shadow Warrior” is really nice one, wouldn’t you agree?” said Fred. Josh looked at him and finally said “You know, it really takes sheer joy to play those consoles. But after hours and days of playing and eating nothing else, but pizza, chips, hot dogs and hamburgers, you simply.., cannot deny that there is… something more in this life, more than just video games and food”. “O yeah, there is a lovely drink like this beer” Freed cheerfully agreed. “Also, there are nice chicks which we could have sex with”. “What I really mean” Josh said “That you and I are students at the big university. We are enrolled into serious academic program. That means we suppose to learn something”. “What the hell are you talking about?” Fred said indignantly. What university, what program?! I haven’t completed the 3rdh level of private game at Shadow Warrior, and you are talking about some bull crap university!” Josh looked at TV screen. It looked like he was contemplating about what to do next. “Do you want to play again?” Fred inquired. “Freddy, do you know that yesterday there was exam in biochemistry and that we didn’t even bother to attend it?” “As far as I can recall, yesterday, you and I were finishing “Call of Duty 5” game”, Fred slowly replied. I was among the best players here”. Josh eyes rounded up “Don’t you get it Freddy? All those video games are fun, but they really take away us from the main course of getting bachelor degree in biology?” While hearing that Fred, started laughing “Joke on you, I completed all courses in physics”. Josh stared at his roommate “Freddy what are you talking about?! We are not taking bachelor programs in physics. We are enrolled in the bachelor program of biology! “Really?!” Freddy gaped. “Wait, we are students at Ryerson university aren’t we? “Let me remember. It took so long since we visited the faculty” Josh slowly answered. “I think that we are the students at The University of Toronto” “Ah, who cares” Fred swept his hand “As long as I am in games, the life is awesome” “No Freddy” said John “Those many days of playing and playing have really rotting our brains. There are much more than fun. There are also some other, quite important things like studying. I think it is time for us to buckle down and work. I don’t know how about you, but I will go in the study room to read biochemistry. Tomorrow, I will talk to the professor of Biochemistry.., darn forgot his name. I will ask him that he will forgive our absence during major exam. If not, I will try to bribe him. Do you want to come with me?” “No way Josh” Fred replied. I don’t care about those stinking studies. “But frankly to say, Fred, if you and I will not going to study, we will eventually will be expelled.” “Leave it to our parents – they will take care about” “Don’t you think, that we are taking advantage to much of our parents. I am sorry to say, Freddy” Josh continued, “But I start feeling that you don’t care about anything but video games. But eventually we have to learn how to making living and video games will not going to be much help here…” “Screw you Josh!” Freddy snapped. “Games are one of the greatest things to experience. Once you grown up to be as wise as me, you will understand. Ok you go be a dork and study while I go outside for smoke”. Josh went down to study room where he opened the book of biochemistry. But no matter how he tried, he could grasp anything from it. He tried to submerge his head into the book, tried to chew pages, tried to microwave them with butter and later on eat them – no results. Suddenly, somebody patted him on the shoulder. Josh quickly turned around and saw 12 years old girl in front of him. She smiled and winked at him. “Treat book nicely or I will swallow you!” she demanded and opened her huge mouth very-very wide. Josh stood from his chair and looked insight huge mouth with sheer awe. “What are you waiting for, go insight” girl said, “You will find your friend here. But don’t forget to remove your shoes and socks. I want to feel the deliciousness of your feet.” So, Josh removed his shoes, took off his socks and slowly made first step over the row of huge teeth to feel most softness of tongue. While walking insight the mouth, he found a parrot sitting on the fang. “Can you say something? Josh asked him, but the parrot flew away with the words “What an idiot”. Deep down the mouth, Josh met his classmate Freddy hugging the orange crocodile. Upon noticing his roommate Freddy, moved few inch away from crocodile and said “Hey Josh, this is weird. Half an hour before, I went outside for a smoke and then here I met my girlfriend, Marina. Yes, here she is now. My girlfriend said that she was running away from crazy 12 years old girl, because she didn’t want to be eaten by her. Then, here came that girl. First she took on my girlfriend and then on me!” “Listen, let’s get out of here” Josh replied. “Only if you come for our wedding” Fred answered and gave long kiss to crocodile in her mouth. Then, here came the powerful girl’s voice from down the throat “Ahhh!!!” “I am so out of here!” screamed Josh and ran toward the entrance of girl’s mouth. “Ok, we too” Fred replied and they both jumped from girl’s mouth, just a few seconds before she closed it. Then the girl looked at Josh, Freddy and his crocodile “Ok, I think I am not going to eat anyone this evening. Gotta brush my teeth. Every delicious body good night!” “Good night” said Josh, Fred and crocodile while watching the girl leaving the study room. The room had one big window. The crocodile came over that window and opened it. Fresh evening breeze puffed from it. The crocodile demonstrated her beautiful 2 meters long slender hinder legs to boys and said oh so sweetly “Ok boys, climb on me, I will give you a ride.” Fred right away moved toward Marina, but Josh hesitated. Fred adjusted two seats on the back of crocodile and waved to Josh “Come on don’t be afraid. I’ve been traveling like that many times!” Suddenly, the fear and hesitation left Josh. Quickly he approached the crocodile, climbed on her wide back and took a sit on the chair right next to his roommate, Fred. “Don’t forget to fasten your belt” Fred friendly reminded. “Sure, Freddy” Josh happily replied and attached the end of the belt to the other side of the chair. In less than a minute, the crocodile with two students at The University of Toronto was gliding in the air. Somewhere, near the faculty of biology the 12 years old girl shot the professor of biochemistry from her butt and right after he popped into the air she began to sing a song “Charge it up, take an aim and fire away, fire away!” She did it to the professor because he tried to kill her by spraying toxic substance from his burette over her face. Somewhere hundred yards away, one twelve years old boy took his grandpa tank and demolished the entire police department, because the police officers in here were not nice and wanted to take over the world to make everyone slaves to them. Sweet summer breeze cooled the air, and stars spread throughout the sky with white chalky lines. What a wonderful summer evening. Everybody goodnight! By the way, I hope that you all learned valuable lesson from this truthful story.