Gastromancy : The Auguries Of Bacon

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By Andrew_Rymill

If any item should retain eldritch potency in this present age. It would be bacon. wild magik is released by the fat contained within its thick sliced rind. Glamor can be released in simple domestic rituals. All you need is a pan & a heat source. Many magi have reported in secret books about bacon’s aid in seeing the future. When bacon cooks within a simple pan. It sizzles prophetic quatrains of coming days, and often is served with well-cooked omens. Seers have reported the auspicious energies properly displayed when bacon power is properly presented. When the curl of bacon properly interweaves the tips of tongue… For in the tingle the taste bud apprehends the shape of infinite spaces; where the future is foretold within the chew of inward knowledge.

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