Let It All Hang Out

: A boy came by to pick up his blind date. She had to fart. But she didn’t want her date to hear it. So she decided to wait until they are in line at the show, then let it ooze out. But he might smell it. So she decided that when he shut her door she would fart. She did. When the boy got in the car, he said, “I would like you to meet the couple who will double date with us."