:  An Army general, an Air Force general, and a Navy admiral
were sitting around a table socializing one day.  The three
began to argue about which of the services had the most
“balls.”  The Army general took the other two to the
army base.  “Stand in front of that rolling tank!” said
the general.  “Yes sir!” said the private.  The private
was of course run over and killed.  The Air Force general
stated “That’s nothing!  Come with me!”  He took his
drinking buddies up in a plane full of airmen on a training
flight.  “Jump without a parachute, airman!”  The airman
did.  “That take ‘balls’!” declared the air force
general.  “Let me show you real ‘balls’!”, replied
the navy admiral.  The three went to the shipyard.  Up high
in the mast was a seaman.  “Jump!” yelled the admiral to
the seaman.  “Fuck you, Admiral!” yelled back the
seaman.  “Now that takes ‘balls’!” said the Admiral
to the generals.