Beer

Beer It's colored green or brown Got hops and bubbles Makes you act like a clown Sometimes you get into troubles Looks like pee It's got a head Makes you wee And fall down like your dead You can't walk straight When you have this stuff Come home late Can't say "enough" You fall off the stool They carry you out You kick like a mule Then you pout You stagger home And go to bed Your mouth is all foam Face is red Morning comes. You can't get up Please give me java in a cup Oh, my head's in pain I'll never, never drink again. Copyright © 2005 Lunaria (Lila May Guptill)