this one's for the girls

>>I shave my legs, >> >>I sit down to pee. >> >>And I can justify any shopping spree. >> >>Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. >> >>I can get a massage without a hard-on. >> >>I can balance the checkbook, >> >>I can pump my own gas. >> >>Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. >> >>My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. >> >>At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. >> >>I don't drive in circles, at any >>cost. >> >>And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. >> >>I never forget an important date. >> >>You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. >> >>I don't watch movies with lots of gore. >> >>Don't need instant replay to remember the score. >> >>I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. >> >>And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. >> >>Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. >> >>In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! >> >>Flowers are okay, >> >>But jewellery's >>best. >> >>Look at me you idiot... >> >>Not at my chest???? >> >>I don't have a problem, >> >>With Expressing my feelings. >> >>I know when you're lying, >> >>You look at the ceiling. >> >>DON'T call me a GIRL , >> >>a BABE or a CHICK . >> >>I am a WOMAN. >> >>Get it?, you DICK!?! --kayan *got this from an e-mail*